croutoncat:

a brand new restaurant owned and operated by marina and the diamonds named ‘The Primadona grill’

Posted 3 hours ago With 159 notes

kallascorchrazor:

kallascorchrazor:

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote

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Posted 3 hours ago With 12,186 notes

theteenpauladeen:

nishlo:

ugly people ruining my day

Don’t look in the mirror next time

Posted 3 hours ago With 3,692 notes

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

Posted 3 hours ago With 50,477 notes

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